Sunday, January 2, 2011

New Year's Resolutions

This year, I resolve to make resolutions for others, starting with my pets.

Dog resolutions:

  • Pass less gas.

  • Make peace with the bunny rabbit that frequents the yard.

  • Eat more slowly and enjoy my food.

  • Be nicer to the cat.

  • Stop fighting over the dog beds.

  • Take more walks.

  • Enjoy bathtime.

  • Send the vet a Christmas card.

  • Moderate my cheese and rawhide intake.

  • Show appreciation for my masters.

Cat resolutions:

  • Go to anger management class.

  • Try tai chi.

  • Investigage different heat vents in which to lay in front of. There's more to life than the kitchen.

  • Be more appreciative of the dogs.

  • Keep closer eye on squirrels in the yard.

Ok, so I guess I did make one resolution for myself this year, to use the blog site that I set up a while ago. We are on day 2 of the year. Peace out.


  1. Day 2, and you're off to a great start! 'Cept you're probably really pissing off the cat.

  2. Par for the course. I think the kitty's anger keeps her going.

  3. PJ should also follow these resolutions, and add: Stop sitting in on sofa at home because ARF doesn't like it.

  4. Tell PJ we are watching him and he ought to behave.